the first Grind (Grindr)

my friends and i were goofing around while waiting for our "lunch" break to be over and Cham grabbed my phone and logged in using my Grindr account.

she browsed through the online users and asked permission from me if she can send a message to someone.

having another iPhone on my hand i gnored her. she took this as a sign that i gave her permission to freely send a message to whoever she wants...

she sent mesages to someone and this was how the conversation went...

cham: want a piece of me? (this is so not me)
Grindr: U top or btm?
cham: top (i have no idea how she knew that i was one)
cham: u?
Grindr: Versa. Wer u at now?
cham: rufino and u?
Grindr: I'm in greenbelt right now. Got place?
Grindr: Mobile number?
cham: 0906584041* (i almost published my complete mobile number, almost!)
cham: im at work
Grindr: I see. So how can I have a piece of you? Hehe
cham: i have a place in Laguna.. wana cum ( cum pala ha!)

end of conversation.

i was surprised when cham and chow called me saying that Grindr is calling

i answered the call of course! (may tinatago din naman akong kati)

we talked for about 5 minutes, the usual question and answer portion in every budding hook-up.

he then offered to pick me up in front of the building and bring me to a place in mandaluyong where we can go all the way.

on our way to Mandaluyong, he had to gas up his car. (nothing extraordinary happened)

the "shell" boy knocked and informed him that the rear tires are a little soft so he drove a little to have it pumped (pardon my "car" language i really am not into cars!)

while parked. he started groping me...

Grindr: malaki ba? (with his hands rummaging the inside of my pants)
Grindr: Wow shit ang laki! puma-partee ka ba?
me: not anymore

my drug phase has passed. i don't do that stuff anymore.

Grindr: re sched tayo bukas, mas masarap yan kapag naka partee ako... game ka ba bukas?
me: i have a training class tomorrow around 11:00 pm
Grindr: ah ok. so after ha... malapit lang sa office mo... txt ko sayo room number
me: ok

(i have edited most of the parts for they are either confidential or sexually explicit)

he brought me back to where he picked me and asked for a kiss before i went down.

Grindr: bukas ha. walang indiyanan ha...


i'll update this blog tomorrow exactly 30 minutes after my first Grindr meet